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Bet you were worried I wasn't going to post about Big E, Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods today, weren't you?
Well, don't you dare be sour, Cagesiders, for it is a new day. And even though X's Heath Slater-blocking answer to John Cena's latest United States championship open challenge wasn't successful, don't think that The New Day are done aiming for a third belt to go with their tag team titles:
New Day will beat @johncena - New Day will be the U.S. Champs - Tonight was step one - WE COMIN FOR YOUUUUUUUU @WWE
— Xavier Woods (@XavierWoodsPhD) September 29, 2015
If you think beating Cena for his red, white and blue strap is a long shot, don't worry. The trio isn't only working on that - nor will they be satisfied with only wrestling prizes:
The New Day is coming for all the titles, Slammys, political offices, Emmys, GQ covers, Nobel prizes, Golden Joystick awards, Pulitzers...
— Epsilon (@WWEBigE) September 29, 2015
Heads up, Gentleman's Quarterly. I'll buy multiple copies of any edition with The New Day on the front.
Are your sour about New Day working with The Face Who Runs The Place, or can you feel the power of this angle?