In an effort to make everything the man does a big deal, WWE broke out the breaking news banner for Sting this morning when the company announced he would be appearing in the opening segment of next Monday night's episode of Raw from Tampa, Florida.
BREAKING NEWS: @Sting will be at #Raw and open the show this Monday at 8/7c on @USA_Network!!! pic.twitter.com/IbmwEXq8bJ
— WWE (@WWE) August 29, 2015
The WWE world heavyweight champion responded to the news:
Well oh well, look who decided to grow a spine. https://t.co/iySbtv0bxs
— Seth Rollins (@WWERollins) August 29, 2015
Sting is a true hero if only because he is sparing us from another 20 minute promo from Rollins to kick off Raw.