Sting returns to Raw, beats up Seth Rollins, holds up the WWE world title (and my heart)

THE MAN CALLED STING.

WWE spent an entire episode of Monday Night Raw this evening building to a big unveiling of the dumbest looking Seth Rollins statue. John Cena was going to put a stop to it but he was booted out of the building by Triple H and Stephanie McMahon to make sure the celebration went off without a hitch.

But they didn't count on the Stinger crashing the party.

That's what he did, after Rollins took 45 minutes talking about nothing. He talked so long, in fact, that Sting sweat off his face paint waiting for the big reveal. The Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York loved it when it finally happened though, because it was Sting and he was there to beat the hell out of the guy who just never shuts the hell up.

And he did.

And then he held up the WWE world heavyweight championship and my little mark heart just couldn't handle it anymore.

STING IS BACK.