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Luke Harper looks dirty.
That's not a knock against him, certainly. He's a super talented wrestler, an athletic big man who is nowhere near reaching his full potential in WWE. He just looks like he hasn't showered in six months, and his clothes look like they've never seen the inside of a wash.
You could argue that's part of his appeal, actually.
Still, it's worth asking how the hell his signature white shirt looks stained at all times. Is it the same shirt? Has he ever changed it? Does he wash it? These are important questions that need answers!
Thankfully, Chad Dukes was around to ask them in Harper's first radio interview in his WWE career. From ChadDukesWrestlingShow.com:
"Obviously, I'm not a Neanderthal, I do do laundry, I am a human being. I live in a world that is... I can't just not do laundry. That's utterly ridiculous. I have several different shirts. I don't know if that's going to disappoint anybody out there, but obviously I have a very rigorous warmup where I get a good sweat going before a match to prepare for battle. That is what people see, that is what people mistake for dirtiness."
Anyone out there at least mildly disappointed?