Kevin Owens is why I watch wrestling

As early as just yesterday, fans of this here site were leaving comments asking why I even bother with professional wrestling. After all, if I thought Payback was only a "C+" show, I'm too negative for my own good, and maybe too negative for the good of our dear readers.

And you know what? It's not unfair to ask that question I hear every time I complain about WWE: "Why do you even watch wrestling?"

Today, I'll answer.

Kevin Owens is why I watch wrestling.

WWE makes a lot of really dumb, indefensible decisions. They do things that baffle me so much, my brain literally hurts. I find myself pinching the bridge of my nose to keep my eyes from crossing far too often while watching Monday Night Raw.

But sometimes they get it right, and when they do it's glorious.

This happened on Raw last night:

And this is how I reacted to it all (yes, this is a somewhat cheap plug for our Twitter, go follow us) in real time:

NO WAY

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

KILL HIM KEVIN KILL HIM

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

HE'S GOT A MIC

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

KEVIN STEEN IS ON RAW RIGHT NOW IN THE RING WITH JOHN CENA AND HE'S CUTTING A PROMO WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HANDS

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

"I WOULD INTRODUCE MYSELF BUT YOU KNOW WHO I AM, DON'T YOU, JOHN?"

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

DON'T YOU EVER GIVE KEVIN OWENS ADVICE JOHN CENA

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

YEEESSSSS

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

HE KILLED HIM

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

KEVIN OWENS JUST KILLED JOHN CENA STOMPED ON HIS TITLE STYLED IN HIS FACE AND WALKED THE HELL OUT

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

KEVIN OWENS IS THE UNITED STATES CHAMPION HE JUST DOESN'T WANT THE TITLE I TOLD YOU DON'T EVER GIVE KEVIN OWENS ADVICE JOHN CENA

— Cageside Seats (@cagesideseats) May 19, 2015

So if you ever find yourself disagreeing with a grade you see for a show and wondering why I even bother, this is your answer.