It's Mother's Day, so Twitter is full of pro wrestling personalities showering their moms with praise. Everyone's gone all mushy and sentimental and that's cool, certainly. But Big E and Dolph Ziggler have made the world a better place with how they've chosen to spend their social media time.
The New Day loves all the mothers! Especially the single ones whose kids are out of the house on a play date...— Epsilon (@WWEBigE) May 10, 2015
He's a treasure.
@WWEBigE hmmm, your mother and I miss you. Also, we didn't get a check this week.— Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) May 10, 2015
Also a treasure.
@HEELZiggler I'm withholding the check. I just realized all your years of Marty Kaan-like "consulting" have yet to pay dividends.— Epsilon (@WWEBigE) May 10, 2015
@WWEBigE you finally passed the test! Congrats! We're both so proud of you! Brb Gonna go "check" the mailbox— Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler) May 10, 2015
That's it. It's over. Shut it down.