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Just last night it was announced on SmackDown that Sheamus will wrestle Dolph Ziggler at Extreme Rules on April 26, 2015, in Chicago in a "Kiss Me Arse" match. If that's not bad enough, I'm pretty sure Sheamus wants to poop on Ziggler, you guys.
9 days to #ExtremeRules. How am I prepping for THAT kiss you ask? Eating nothing but @tacobell. #KissMeSpicyArse
— Sheamus (@WWESheamus) April 17, 2015
Or maybe he wants to fart on him?
Or maybe this is why it's so hard to bother with all of this nonsense right now?