Curtis Axel endorses awful website keeping track of how long he's been in the 2015 Royal Rumble match

As introduced on SmackDown this week, WWE has adopted the gimmick of using a clock to keep track of how long Curtis Axel has been in the 2015 Royal Rumble match. It's a great idea for a delusional character who plays it so earnestly, even if he botched reading it on his very first attempt (and there was no attempt at re-shooting or editing it).

Now, someone has gone to the trouble of making an entire website, Axelmania.com, and it's straight out of 1995, geocities style:

The mission statement?

The endorsement from Axel himself:

Check this out and keep track cause I'm setting records! http://t.co/p3EKuZZcyB

— Curtis Axel (@RealCurtisAxel) February 28, 2015

Just so bad.

So very, very bad.