CM Punk really doesn't want to return to WWE

Time heals all wounds, unless you're a sociopathic straight edge atheist jerk with no Instagram account.

Considering the state of WWE, what with a long list of stars out injured or working part time, creative issues, and plummeting ratings, a fan got it in his head that CM Punk might consider returning to the company if they backed up a Brinks truck to his door in Chicago.

Nope.

@MrJonesDallas money isn't everything.

— Coach (@CMPunk) December 9, 2015

We're still waiting on Punk to make his UFC debut, which should come in 2016 now that Dana White is out looking for a fight for him. And while Punk seems a prime candidate to hold a lifelong grudge against WWE, sooner or later they all come back (Bruno Sammartino, Ultimate Warrior, etc).

It won't be any time soon, though.