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YOU CAN BUY A NEW DAY LIGHT-UP UNICORN HEADBAND

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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Over the weekend, Kofi Kingston tweeted that there was a piece of merchandise on the way that would change the game. HE WAS RIGHT.

LIGHT-UP UNICORN HEADBANDS. TO WEAR ON YOUR ACTUAL HUMAN HEAD. They are real. This is happening. It's all happening. Soon, the WWE live audiences will be festooned with hornéd fans, brightly lit and bobbing to and fro. The WWE at large is going to be ... magical.

IMAGINE THESE BAD BOYS ALL OVER THE ARENA DURING YOUR STANDARD WYATT FAMILY ENTRANCE OH MY GOODNESS.

GO HERE AND BUY IT HERE. HURRY HURRY DO IT DO IT NOW

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