"I feel like if you're going to vote for anybody... I mean, you could vote for Roman Reigns but I would encourage people just for fun and in the sake of friendly competition -- come on; come on! Throw a vote for your boy, you know what I'm saying? Superstar of the Year -- how bad would that piss everybody off, you know what I mean?"
The Slammy Awards are going to piss everybody off no matter what -- it's basically the function they serve, at this point -- but it would absolutely be hilarious for everyone to be pissed because Dean Ambrose won "Superstar of the Year." Even his fans would have to admit to its ridiculousness, right?
Let's make this happen.