No matter how low the subscriber count may be, WWE is not giving up on its over-the-top streaming Network. In fact, it's promoting it the best way it can, by trolling fans on television and pay-per-view (PPV) in the hopes that drilling the price point, $9.99, will result in increased orders.
Now, they've released the song/music video you can listen to/see above.
It's awful.
It's generic.
It's exactly what you would expect from a company that has long struggled to find a way to promote a Network that, in theory, should promote itself.
Here are the lyrics:
Gets you everything you want to see
Watch it on your tablet or a TV
You don't need cable or satellite
I demand pay-per-views streaming all night
Every classic match you want to find
Whatcha gonna pay? $9.9924/7
Unlimited Access
Every pay-per-view
What a great value
New original series all the time
Whatcha gonna pay? $9.99
Painful.