Damien Sandow has the best answer to all your questions

Bill Hanstock over at SB Nation conducted a Q&A with various WWE stars both past (Stone Cold Steve Austin) and present (many others). It's a decidedly lighthearted look at what these particular wrestlers fancy as their favorite things. The responses are all interesting, and it's worth taking the time to read the full posting, but Damien Sandow gave the very best answers to every question.

Q: Other than Bo Dallas, who would you say is the dampest WWE Superstar?

Sandow: As in, wet? Next question.

Q: Do you prefer waffles or pancakes?

Sandow: Neither.

Q: What's your favorite animal?

Sandow: A dog. My dog, Chase, a yellow Labrador retriever.

Q: What's your favorite movie?

Sandow: That one's tough to say. I like books.

Q: What's your favorite TV show?

Sandow: I like books.

Q: What's your favorite album?

Sandow: Beethoven's Ninth.

Q: What's your preferred pizza topping?

Sandow: I don't eat pizza.

Q: What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Sandow: I don't eat ice cream.

Q: What's your favorite sports team?

Sandow: University of Louisville Cardinals.

Go read the rest after marveling at Sandow's continued excellence.