WWE names the 25 hottest bodies in history

If you've been visiting this here humble web site, or blog, or whatever the hell you want to call it, for long enough you know we're marks for countdown style lists. WWE.com routinely breaks them out for every topic under the sun and the crew at the company website hit another home run with this.

The 25 hottest bodies in WWE history, not to be confused with the 50 most beautiful people in WWE history.

I encourage you to go check out the list with detailed reasoning for each selection by clicking here. We'll simply present it here without comment:

25. Candice Michelle
24. Michelle McCool
23. Kerry Von Erich
22. Sunny
21. Lex Luger
20. Layla
19. David Otunga
18. Lita
17. Triple H
16. Christy Hemme
15. Batista
14. Torrie Wilson
13. Ultimate Warrior
12. Eve Torres
11. The Rock
10. Kelly Kelly
9. Randy Orton
8. John Morrison
7. Maryse
6. Rick Rude
5. The Bella Twins
4. Dolph Ziggler
3. Stacy Keibler
2. John Cena
1. Trish Stratus

Okay, I can't help but comment. Rick Rude should have been the top male on the list, in this writer's humble opinion, and it's quite shocking that Sable didn't make the list, especially considering the fact that she's Brock Lesnar's current wife.

Or maybe that's why she didn't make it.

Thoughts from all you scholars out there?