Considering the emphasis WWE puts on social media, you would think there would be plenty of wildly entertaining Twitter accounts of pro wrestlers under the company umbrella. Unfortunately, that's not really the case. Typically, tweets are done with too heavy a lean on kayfabe or guys spend far too much time obnoxiously putting themselves over.
Or, worse, endlessly retweeting fans who do it for them.
One wrestler, however, has an incredibly entertaining Twitter: Ryback, or, better yet, THE BIG GUY. Sure, he goes off the handle and posts like he has no business sense in relation to the company he works for and its stated goals, but he's also hilariously insane.
Just get in on these tweets:
Everyone tweet me your favorite thing about me. Examples r my great talent, big traps, big arms, raw power, or just cause I'm The Big Guy.— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 5, 2013
My favorite thing about most of u is your ability 2 wake up c ur parents off to work, eat pop tarts and read message boards. You guys rule..— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 5, 2013
In the gym doing 20 sets of traps. Big guy Big Traps Big Neck Big Checks Big Arms setting off Fire Alarms. Everybody loves the big guy.— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 5, 2013
Let Great Khali chop me last night and it paid off. Chest is nice n swollen today. The Big Guy is always thinking.— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 5, 2013
Teams who win the Superbowl lose throughout the season. The Big Guy wins most the time. You negative nitwits out there lose everyday.— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 6, 2013
I encourage all my way above avg female Big Guy supporters 2 post pics of yourselves holding Ryback Rules signs. #PeopleHelpingPeople— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 6, 2013
I was born with a peak in my biceps and an abnormal muscle in my forearms oh and a work ethic. Clearly not all men r created equal. #Losers— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 6, 2013
"@PMarizzle: Did I mention what I think of @Ryback22 😂😜 pic.twitter.com/OORtlnXH9S" It is so cute when blondes try to spell!— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 7, 2013
32 yrs ago on this day a God like Man was born. Speaking full sentences and curling his umbilical cord. Big Guy Big Cake Big Legs Empty Kegs— Ryback (@Ryback22) November 10, 2013
I mean, what the hell is he even talking about?