The 2012 edition of the Slammy Awards take place tonight (Dec. 17, 2012) at Monday Night Raw in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, but WWE.com already crowned a few winners in a series of categories voted on exclusively online.
Upset of the Year: Daniel Bryan def. Mark Henry and Big Show at Royal Rumble
Diva of the Year: AJ Lee
WWE.com Exclusive Video of the Year: Jerry Lawler interview after heart attack
Crowd Chant of the Year: Feed Me More
Betrayal of the Year: Big Show knocks out John Cena at Over the Limit
Facial Hair of the Year: Daniel Bryan
Insult of the Year: John Cena to Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero -- "You're the exact opposite. One enjoys eating a lot of nuts and the other is still trying to find his."
Tweet of the Year: "Goat face is a horrible insult. My face is practically perfect in every way. In fact, from now on I demand to be called Beautiful Bryan." -- Daniel Bryan
Top Social Media Ambassador: Charlie Sheen
Best Dancer of the Year: Brodus Clay
Feat of Strength of the Year: Sheamus hits White Noise on Big Show
YouTube Show of the Year: Z! True Long Island Story
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