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Heath Slater got his above ground pool!

Since finding himself undrafted on the night Raw and SmackDown Live selected their rosters, Heath Slater has only had one thing on his mind.

Not the tag team championship, which would only become a possibility later.

It was that WWE contract which would allow him to... feed his many children of varying degrees of legitimacy? Sure. Maybe get a bigger trailer for Beulah and some of those kids to live in? Absolutely.

But... this. This was always the goal:

I assume Mary Lou’s tongue is next, but for now, enjoy some fun in the West Virginia sun, Slaters!

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