Stephanie McMahon was arrested on last night's episode of Monday Night Raw in Miami, Florida, after she slapped Brie Bella, who was in attendance as a fan who purchased a ticket to the show. She played the entitled rich person at first but quickly broke down into tears, scared to the death of the prospect of spending any time in jail.
Never fear, Stephanie, Dean Ambrose is sending two good guys he knows, Sneaky Pete and Fat Tony, to help you:
"Here's what I really want to know: How is Stephanie McMahon? Has anybody heard from Stephanie McMahon? She's in jail tonight? Stephanie, I have a message for you, I hope you can hear me. I'm going to try and get a hold of you tonight and get you some phone numbers of some guys that I know that have gotten me out of similar situations that you're in tonight, okay? Their names are Sneaky Pete and Fat Tony. They're good gu... they're 'good at what they do' guys, okay? They've helped me out in the past before, alright? And I want you to know something, alright: If any of those big burly women in jail tonight try and mess with you, or try to push you or rough you up, you stand up to them, okay? Because you're a McMahon, alright? You just stay strong, Stephanie, we're all praying for you."
What a guy.