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WWE held its official Slammy Awards on Monday Night Raw at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, tonight (Dec. 17, 2012), and in case you missed any or all of it, here are all the results for each category announced on the USA broadcast:
Tell Me I Did Not Just See That (Most Shocking Moment of the Year): Kofi Kingston handstand walk at Royal Rumble
Comeback of the Year: Jerry Lawler
Kiss of the Year: AJ Lee and John Cena
Superstar of the Year: John Cena
LOL Moment of the Year: The Rock throws John Cena items into the Boston Harbor
Trending Now (Hashtag of the Year): #FeedMeMore
Newcomer of the Year: Ryback
Match of the Year: Triple H vs. Undertaker, WrestleMania 28
These are both kayfabed and worked awards, so there's no real sense in getting upset about any of it. That said, if we were to make this a legitimate thing, I'm not sure any of the above would be the rightful winners, save for Trips vs. Taker.
That's WWE for you.
For complete results and the live blog from Raw click here.