Sting still isn’t a great promo, is still awesome anyway

I’ve been a huge fan of Sting for as long as I can remember. There are very few reasons to be grateful that social media exists, considering what it has done to our society, but this is one of those few reasons:

This is the complete transformation from “cool outsider who speaks to disaffected youth” to, well, “dad.” That right there is basically your dad trying to cut a wrestling promo, and maybe I’m getting too damn old myself because I find it adorable. It’s even vertical!

Never change, Stinger.