TNA is running its annual Mother's Day sale at ShopTNA.com and the way the company has decided to pitch its products to you is for Ethan Carter 3 to hit on your mom. That's what I'm getting from the above video.
Here's the text:
"Oh, hello. I'm Ethan Carter the third, EC3, and I love mothers. And you know what? Mothers, they love me. And for that reason we are giving 20-percent off at ShopTNA.com throughout the month of May. That's right, 20-percent off all purchases at ShopTNA.com through this month. Think about it: your mother buying my shirt and sleeping in it. Sup, mom? Sup?"
This man might actually be creepier than Willow, and definitely not as good a salesman. After all, he doesn't tell us whether or not buying anything at ShopTNA.com is better than owning a plastic skeleton.