When it comes to Dem Boys, Ring of Honor (ROH) World Champion Jay Briscoe gets most of the accolades, both for his in-ring and microphone work.
But don't sleep on Mark.
Here, he not only wants to wish you a Merry Critmit, but he has several excellent gift ideas for you last minute shoppers. Like an iron. Or a machete. Or his front teeth, which come with a complementary king-size candy bar.
Start the bidding now. And don't hold the Bill Cosby joke against him. This video is from 2012.
