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Video: Bad News Barrett returns to WWE at Survivor Series 2014

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He's back, and that's good news.

"Ladies and gentlemen, after a five month absence I'm making my return on this monumental night. It's Survivor Series and I can feel the excitement in the air. Because tonight, everything is on the line: It's Team Cena vs. Team Authority. Now, if Team Cena win, The Authority will be stripped of their power. But if The Authority win, then Triple H has guaranteed that he will fire every single member of Team Cena except, of course, John Cena himself which, on the face of it, sounds like a pretty good deal for John Cena. But John... I'm afraid I've got some bad news. You see, I think we all know just how petty and vindictive The Authority are. So John, they're going to make your life a living hell, so much so, you'll wish you had been fired. But on the other hand, if, in fact, Team Cena defeat The Authority and The Authority are stripped of their power then The Authority claim that the WWE will be lost without them. Now it must be Groundhog Day because Authority, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. The WWE will never be lost. WWE will positively flourish under a new era: The Era of Bad News Barrett. Thank you very much."

This was during the Survivor Series Kickoff show last night in St. Louis. The Authority lost to Team Cena later in the night, so, if we're to believe this here prognostication, we are now entering the era of Bad News Barrett.

Are you ready?