What you see above is TNA making a very bad parody video of the hugely compelling Broken Matt Hardy vs. Brother Nero contract signing from this past week's episode of Impact. It is very bad. That's because it strayed too far from the original material but, more importantly, it takes a special kind of talent to make something so bad it's good.
No one in this video -- featuring some actually talented folks like EC3 -- has that kind of talent.
I share it with you now so that you, too, may feel this pain at the sanctuary of our genesis.
Or something like that.