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Matt Hardy’s next child will be born with male genitalia, and we know this because his volcano told us so

Total Nonstop Deletion ended with the news Queen Rebecca was expecting, and Broken Matt promised us a gender reveal as part of the Hardy Year in Review episode of Impact Wrestling last night (Dec. 29).

As you can see in the above video, the announcement was made by the volcano on his property, which erupted blue to herald the coming of another king. Vanguard1 then flew through the smoke to ask if it could be the child’s godparent while Matt & Brother Nero celebrated the coming of BOYZ 2.0!

House Hardy and the Broken Universe has gotten so delightfully weird they may have rendered the whole concept of “jumping the shark” OBSOLETE.

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