It was a ho-hum Sunday catching up on penis news, when I came across an amazing GIF of Jerry Lawler shooting a fireball at Joey Ryan’s man meat. You may recall the story about Joey Ryan paying tribute to Andy Kaufman in a showdown with Jerry Lawler back in April at WrestleCon. Video is now available for your viewing pleasure.
Jerry “The King” Lawler @JerryLawler shoot a Fireball at @JoeyRyanOnline Penis - from Wrestlecon Super Show in NOLA #WrestlemaniaWeek #WrestleCon2018 pic.twitter.com/0gU8EZZSXy
— Jeff watches wrestling & play videogames ™ (@pensador_j) October 7, 2018
Obviously, the fireball is a sight to behold. In a close second is Lawler’s giddy reaction. His little footsteps make me giggle every time.
Watch their full encounter here.
In other penis news...
Go hard or go home. That saying is generally good advice. However, it might not be for Joey Ryan’s latest business endeavor. Going hard may get you sent home from the first annual Joey Ryan Penis Party.
There doesn’t seem to be many details as of yet for what to expect, but do we really need details with a title like that? Tickets are currently on sale for the April 5th event at WrestleCon in 2019.
That party is not the only way the King of Dong Style has been capitalizing on his phallic fame. He has a variety of unique t-shirts for sale.
The most talked about thing in wrestling this week is my dick. Visit https://t.co/PwiKySXu3t to own a piece of it. pic.twitter.com/WU38FVnMc8
— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) September 5, 2018
RIP takes a whole new meaning with Joey Ryan. All Night Dong is probably my favorite of the bunch.
Joey Ryan’s business ventures don’t end there. Often times, wrestlers don’t plan for their future outside the ring. It is good to know that Ryan has vision.
I’m booked at wedding tonight. They bought me a flight, a car rental, a hotel room and are paying me my wrestling rate to go be Joey Ryan for 2 hours at a wedding. They also asked if I could bring merch to sell.
— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) September 28, 2018
This is my pro wrestling out plan.
Who’s up for a penis party? Which Joey Ryan shirt do you like best? Are there any you would actually wear in public on a regular day? I was going to ask if you would hire Joey Ryan for your wedding, but that is an obvious answer. The better question is for how many hours.