When you’re in this line of work, it’s easy to forget how ridiculous it all must seem to someone on the outside, who hasn’t been inside the bubble for all these years. Then, sometimes, you get a press release that reminds you of how absurd your job can be.
Today, I got that press release:
JOEY RYAN & SWOGGLE FORM “SIZE MATTERS” TAG TEAM; MAKE THEIR MLW TAG DEBUT IN CHICAGO NOVEMBER 8
CHICAGO – What happens when the King of Dong Style teams with the King of Small Style? Fans will find out at MLW’s FIGHTLAND on November 8th in Chicago at Cicero Stadium when Joey Ryan and Swoggle team-up to form “Size Matters” against the Dirty Blondes. The November 8th card is an MLW FUSION TV taping for beIN SPORTS.
The sport’s sleaziest grappler will team with 4’5” of defiance as they plunge into a tag team division so big it’s bulging with competition. This marks their first tag team encounter in MLW where they will take on the veteran team of Michael Patrick and Leo Brien, collectively known as the Dirty Blondes.
The Blondes have had a tumultuous 2018 with highlights including competing for the World Tag Team Championship this past June as well as being part of Colonel Parker’s Stud Stable. However, the Stud Stable has recently had its challenges with the firing of key members. Now the Blondes look to cement their position in the Stud Stable as well as the tag team division with a victory over Size Matters.
The new team Size Matters is as unorthodox as it gets. From lollipops to biting butts, Joey Ryan and Swoggle may just be the right mix of unpredictable elements to create a winning formula.
Will Size Matters prove just that in Chicago on November 8th or will the Dirty Blondes go to the pay window? Find out LIVE in Chicago at MLW: FIGHTLAND November 8th.
Tickets are on sale now at www.MLWTickets.com.
Signed thus far for MLW’s November 8th FIGHTLAND card:
WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE FIGHT:
Pentagon Jr. & Rey Fenix (c)
LA Park & Hijo de LA Park presented by Salina de la Renta
REMATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP:
World Heavyweight Champion Low Ki vs. Shane “Swerve” Strickland
Rush vs. Sammy Guevara
NO DQ MATCH:
PCO vs. Brody King
Size Matters (Joey Ryan & Swoggle) vs. The Dirty Blondes
Ace Romero’s debut!
The card will feature World Heavyweight Champion “Filthy” Tom Lawlor, World Middleweight Champion MJF with Aria Blake, Kotto Brazil, Sami Callihan and many more. Matches will be announced in the coming weeks at MLW.com.
Tickets start at $10 at MLWTickets.com. Tickets will also be available day of show at the Cicero Stadium box office.
Be there live as MLW makes its Chicago debut with a national television taping.
General Public Doors Open: 6pm with a bell time of: 7pm.
Pro wrestling, man.