It's a huge week for penises. First the phallic New Day headbands have sold out, and now you can finally buy a shirt celebrating the undisputed king of dong style, the one and only Joey Ryan.
Yes, Top Rope Tuesday is offering a limited-edition shirt that you can buy FOR ONE WEEK ONLY. It's truly glorious.
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If you're somehow the one wrestling fan on the Internet who doesn't know what this shirt is referencing, go ahead and enjoy it again:
Joey Ryan uses his penis to win a test of strength over Danshoku Dino from #ddtpro in Oaska, Japan. (Full Clip) pic.twitter.com/guh7SGMWHJ
— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) December 2, 2015
You're welcome.
One more time: go here to buy this wonderful shirt. A great side-effect: it's a wonderful way to stick it to Jim Cornette.