It's a huge week for penises. First the phallic New Day headbands have sold out, and now you can finally buy a shirt celebrating the undisputed king of dong style, the one and only Joey Ryan.
Yes, Top Rope Tuesday is offering a limited-edition shirt that you can buy FOR ONE WEEK ONLY. It's truly glorious.
If you're somehow the one wrestling fan on the Internet who doesn't know what this shirt is referencing, go ahead and enjoy it again:
Joey Ryan uses his penis to win a test of strength over Danshoku Dino from #ddtpro in Oaska, Japan. (Full Clip) pic.twitter.com/guh7SGMWHJ— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) December 2, 2015
One more time: go here to buy this wonderful shirt. A great side-effect: it's a wonderful way to stick it to Jim Cornette.