Look, Hulk Hogan sucks and he’s sucked for a real long time. I’m entirely comfortable saying that, because there are extensive records of his being a person who sucks, from being racist to lying about everything under the sun and so much more.
Hell, I knew he sucked back at Starrcade 1997, and I will never forgive him for that night and everything that came after it.
Having said all that, Hogan is responsible for the greatest tweet of all time, and it is the 10 year anniversary of that tweet, which means it’s time to share it once more:
Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) October 16, 2011
There’s context behind that tweet but it’s even better without it. It reads like someone just learned pro wrestling lingo and so badly wants to use it in a way that makes them sound cool that they just vomited out a bunch of words and this was the result of that vomit. Even all these years later, it’s still such a glorious work of art.