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Kenny Omega & Bullet Club got the upper hand on Impact Wrestling

Kenny Omega has a big fight scheduled for January 16. He will be teaming with his Bullet Club brothers, Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows, to wrestle Rich Swann, Alex Shelley, and Chris Sabin in trios action on the Impact PPV Hard to Kill. In the meantime, Omega is still making appearances on Impact Wrestling. Omega’s latest adventure made his nipples hard.

Omega’s evening started with something else of his that was hard and took two hands to stroke.

The Good Brothers and Don Callis shared great enjoyment in touching Omega’s AEW World Championship belt. A win at Hard to Kill is a foregone conclusion. Swann and the Motor City Machine Guns lack chemistry, while the Bullet Club is family for life.

Swann and MCMG took exception to Omega thinking he can run the place. Shelley hatched a plan to attack Omega and his stooges on their bus.

That plan backfired. Impact’s crew approached the luxury cruiser and were promptly pummeled from behind. The violence made Omega’s nipples hard.

If you are wondering how the Bullet Club could have anticipated the attack, there is a rather simple explanation. Past episodes have shown Omega watching the show while on his bus. The Bullet Club most likely were watching the previous promo and were immediately alerted to the upcoming ambush attempt.

I enjoy Kenny Omega in AEW, but I love Kenny Omega in Impact. His character is so much clearer as a scoundrel and rapscallion. Omega’s promos shine brighter as well in Impact with goofy references for maximum entertainment.

Omega wasn’t the only AEW talent to drop by. Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone were back with another paid commercial. Khan’s opening joke slayed me with laughter.

Khan was interested in helping the less fortunate during the holiday season. He was talking about Impact Wrestling. After Schiavone went over the upcoming Dynamite card, Khan turned the focus to Don Callis taking credit for the creation of AEW. Callis is a parasite, while Khan is a patron.

That wraps the latest update of AEW’s involvement with Impact. Did it make your nipples as hard as Kenny Omega’s?

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