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Matt Hardy sings The Twelve Days of Deletion in Impact’s top 5 merriest moments

Impact is bringing the Christmas spirit with their five merriest moments in company history. Make yourself a coquito and enjoy the list.

5. Stocking stuffers from Abyss & Saint Mick
Abyss and Mick Foley gave stereo Sockos to Raven and Stevie Richards. Stinky socks make for a great gift during the holidays. Be sure to share yours with family and friends.

4. Santa brings Christian a Double J costume
Christian asked Santa to help him look more like the Heavyweight Champion. The first present was a pair of white pants. The sudden scene cut to Christian all of a sudden wearing those white pants made me crack up. Christian proceeded to wear a wig, glasses, and a gimmick t-shirt.

3. Truth’s fire Christmas rap
Truth knocked down the door on Spike TV for a Christmas rhyme. The scene-stealer was whoever was in the background doing a loose-legged jig. It was part awkward and funky, but mostly awkward.

2. Silent Night, Bloody Night Match
Shark Boy and Abyss swung a barbwire Christmas tree into Dustin Rhodes. Lights out, lights on. Mil Muertes! Wait, I mean Judas Mesias. He drove Abyss’ head into thumbtacks.

1. The Twelve Days of Deletion
On the 12 days of Deletion, the seven deities gave to Matt Hardy: 12 delightful green beans, 11 xylophones xyling, 10 spot monkeys jumping, 9 ducks swimming, 8 scribes scribing, 7 glasses of coquito, 6 rockets glaring, 5 dilapidated boats, 4 Twist of Fates, 3 check mates, 2 premonitions of our fate, and 1 brand new Hardy offspring.

Does this list deserve candy or coal? What is your favorite yuletide moment from Impact?

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