In a series of tweets, John Cena lets us know that his elbow surgery went well and that he'll be loyally and respectfully hustling to get back on your TV screens soon.

In spite of the fact that WWE creative paints her as a mentally unstable harlot. She ain't the most successful Diva in the last half-decade for nothing, y'all.

Woo Woo Woo (H/T Ziggly_Puff on r/SquaredCircle)

So this is a real thing that occurred during a match: CM Punk decided to go all Mike Tyson on Brock Lesnar during their match at WWE SummerSlam last night (Sun., Aug. 18, 2013) in Los Angeles, and bite his ear. He bit his ear. Really enthusiastically, I might add. Sources tell us Lesnar's doing just fine, though. GIF via SB Nation. If the GIF won't animate for you, click here.

But Triple H, who ruins everything, had to go and ruin it. And so did that dastardly Randy Orton, who may not be as good a guy as we all thought. Sorry, folks, but we're in full on mark mode right now. What a show at SummerSlam, huh? GIF via SB Nation.

Does Shawn Michaels not look like an old war veteran who has lost his way and lives under a cardboard box? Photo via Vickie Guerrero on Twitter.

In the SummerSlam Axxess match that took place earlier today (Sun., Aug. 18, 2013), Maria Menounos and Natalya defeated Brie Bella and Eva Marie. You know, in case you care about such things. Photo via @WWEPR

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Here's something else that Bray Wyatt and his followers have accomplished faster than The Shield...and it's a little more attractive than the Hounds' first shirt, too. What do you think, CSS? Get it at WWEShop.com.

This is the paper that was hanging above the ring last night (Aug. 15, 2013) in Norfolk, Virginia, at TNA Hardcore Justice for the Bound for Glory Series ladder match. They must have been saving money on printer ink to leave off "points", right? Photo by way of @FrankieKazarian.