It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
Renee Paquette’s cookbook, Messy in the Kitchen, comes out May 18. In anticipation, she released a trailer. The food and drinks look scrumptious, but the real winner is Jon Moxley’s funny faces. Runner-up is Blue the bulldog.
Hmm, I think I figured out why Batista loves being an actor. He gets to play characters with beautiful hair! Click through to see a vast array of hairdos. I’m picking Disco Dave as the best look. What’s your choice?
If you were hoping to see a puppy learn to walk down stairs, then Braun Strowman and Bella Blue are your hook-up. Pretty soon that dog will need choo choo sounds of her own.
Time for ‘he said, she said’ with the Rhodes family. For context, canine Yeti Pinkerton fractured his leg recently.
Hell of a day over here he’s okay. Small fracture and on all the good meds. pic.twitter.com/uT5xfsV4W3— Brandi Rhodes (@TheBrandiRhodes) April 30, 2021
Apparently, Yeti caused a ruckus while Cody was out of the house. Here’s Cody’s version of the story.
I left Brandi for 6 hours today - when I returned home Yeti had destroyed his cone and peed all over the house— Cody (@CodyRhodes) May 4, 2021
When I inquired about what happened... pic.twitter.com/HRjsaYJrdj
Now for Brandi’s version.
Me: Yeti’s cone won’t stay on— Brandi Rhodes (@TheBrandiRhodes) May 4, 2021
Cody: maybe if you watched him he wouldn’t get it off
Me: MAYBE if you watched him in the first place he wouldn’t have a broken leg.
But I should relax in my high risk pregnancy I suppose
So, who’s excited for their reality show, Rhodes to the Top?
Breaking news from Taz.
I just farted.— taz (@OfficialTAZ) May 7, 2021
Enzo Amore chimed in about flatulence.
I got fined $250 for that in “promo class” once .... most expensive fart in the history of the biz.— #nZo (FKA Enzo Amore) (@real1) May 7, 2021
Franky Monet and John Morrison have so much drip that their drip drips drip. And so do their Pomeranian furballs with tiny sunglasses.
Let’s check in on Summer fashion with Thea Trinidad and Mickie James.
I guess pants have become optional this season.
Congratulations to Ricardo Rodriguez for one year of sobriety.
After dealing with alcohol abuse problem for several years, on May 3rd 2020 I finally went and got myself checked in to a rehab center. I needed to change for many reasons. Today I got the alert that I completed my #YearOne of #Sobriety . Wasnt easy at all but one day at a time. pic.twitter.com/QLEG6n1L85— Rodriguez (@RRWWE) May 3, 2021
We’ll close with a funny take on the Salt Bae meme.
Salt up and win.