Tweets of the Week: Paul Wight in a little car, hungry Dean Malenko, more!

It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Enjoy it anyway.

We’ll start with Paul Wight and Mark Henry in a little car. Actually, the car is regular size, but they make it look small.

If Dean Malenko ever offers you dog sitting services, you might want to reconsider, especially if he’s hungry.

Halloween! Who is this masked man?

Sonjay Dutt was kidnapped.

Taya Valkyrie found a bat-dog.

The Rhodes family forced Pharaoh to dress as a Care Bear. Oh, the indignity.

Leave it to Danhausen to turn a broken bone into a merchandising opportunity.

Deep thoughts with Hangman Page.

Note to self: Never challenge Malcolm Bivens to a muscle pose contest.

Kimber Lee honored the memory of Daffney with a tattoo.

Light tubes! Explosions! Together at the same time!

Last on the list is a cheesy car dealership commercial with Manny Lemons.

Did that advertisement work its marketing wonders on you?