It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Enjoy it anyway.
We’ll start with a laugh. Braun Strowman wet his pants, except it didn’t happen how you would assume. Strowman crushed a sealed can with his bare hands.
Impressive strength. And yes, that certainly was worth the video.
This next item will be a multi-parter. Cody Rhodes was down on his search for his daughter’s godfather.
NONE of my friends are “wowing” me near enough to be Liberty’s Godfather
— Cody (@CodyRhodes) October 14, 2021
Shouldn’t have looked at wrestlers for the position perhaps ha
The field of candidates was not promising.
The candidates so far…
— Cody (@CodyRhodes) October 14, 2021
•one parties way too much
•I think one watches info wars
•one has dead eyes
•one collects toys and hasn’t even visited her yet
Gonna’ widen the field for sure https://t.co/lOPCLC7w5Q
A surprising name entered the mix and was immediately shot down.
No
— Cody (@CodyRhodes) October 14, 2021
Kevin once kicked out of a disaster kick on 1 because “somebody” instructed him to
But he also introd’ me to the bucks and is my Disney bud - yea damn - he might be the frontrunner https://t.co/7ne4Slckyv
That was until Cody’s memory proved faulty. Now, Kevin Owens may be in the lead.
Damn you might be right…
— Cody (@CodyRhodes) October 14, 2021
Yea I believe you
(btw The first person to include stories about that ladder match and the pre-match issues in a book has got some money stories) https://t.co/claIDZJjMz
That was an amusing exchange, and brings up a very intriguing question. Which wrestler would you prefer to be your godfather?
Rick Boogs and Matt Riddle know how to grunt when muscle posing.
The IInspiration have their own flair in the best friends pose.
Franky Monet is still in the Halloween spirit.
“I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I am your worst dream come true! I am everything you ever were afraid of!” @WWE @WWENXT pic.twitter.com/FYOg4f8xxR
— Franky Monet (@FrankyMonetWWE) October 16, 2021
That must be why John Morrison is able to flip over tables at a moment’s notice.
The CALABAZA LOCA COLLECTION is going fast!
— John Morrison (@TheRealMorrison) October 4, 2021
Click on https://t.co/VJv6XA8mAF to order before they sell out! Follow @LocabyTayaV for info!! @FrankyMonetWWE pic.twitter.com/SfsrmBKm52
Puppy overload courtesy of Mandy Leon.
Coming to @ringofhonor TV soon pic.twitter.com/qow0RZuvP8
— Mandy León (@MandyLeonxo) October 7, 2021
Rest assured that Stu Bennett finds joy in creating misery.
I’m paraphrasing, but “Working with Bad News Barrett was my all-time career low” is heartwarming to read. l’ve always strived to create misery and I’m thrilled that one of the greats of my peer group has acknowledged my contributions to this incredible industry. @WWEBigE https://t.co/J16RehJoJH
— Stu Bennett (@StuBennett) October 11, 2021
We’ll close with a neat photo of Matt Cross with beer barrels.
aaaaaand STILL, The World Champion of Professional Wrestling
— matt cross /// (@MDoggMattCross) October 11, 2021
Last night in Detroit I overcame the odds, and yet another challenger, to extend my record-breaking @oldewrestling Championship reign to a staggering 2,934 days pic.twitter.com/ZiFlyACKLn
Those are impressive hunks of championship metal, but even more impressive is all that beer. Excuse me while I book a vacation to Detroit.