It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
We’ll start with a new addition to the Stone Cold family. Steve Austin adopted a senior pooch to join his pack.
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Newest addition to the Austin family. We rescued this 11 year old guy here in Los Angeles. He has been through the ringer, and still has a heart of gold. We will get him thoroughly checked over at our vet and try to get him to gain some weight. His name was Brownie, so we will keep it that way. #chocolatelab #dog #doglife #dontdumpyourdogs Cue up the theme song from “Rocky”
The Von Erichs have a lot of free time on their hands at their Hawaii ranch since the pandemic canceled MLW events. Marshall has taken to playing head games as a sheep herder.
Time for a snack break with luchador Australian Suicide as he snacks on WAP. I’m talking about cheesy potato chips. He also is aware of the WAP song trend as evidenced by an embarrassing wetness.
If you watched Being the Elite, then you’ve already seen the dance contest between Angelico & Jack Evans and Alex Reynolds & John Silver. But, have you seen it to the tune of, “Stayin’ Alive,” by the Bee Gees? The drum beat perfectly matches Evans’ fancy feet, and the groove does surprisingly well to accompany Silver’s pelvic thrusts. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, just hit play and enjoy a disco boogie.
Back to animal pictures. John Morrison and Taya took their white Pomeranian to his first brunch.
Lacey Evans got matching red necklaces for herself and her chicken. I like the commitment to social media content, but this one seems weird. I mean weirder than the rest.
The flashback maneuver of the week goes to Frankie Kazarian with a flying cutter to Christopher Daniels, who just so happens to be hanging upside down from an Ultimate X steel structure. It happens right at the start of the clip. The move was so insane that Mike Tenay yelled frantically to production for a replay.
Here’s Dusty Rhodes doing some swashbuckling with a sword during a wrestling match.
We’ll close with two updates. First is for Baron Corbin. He crashed last week while mountain biking. This week, he is a superstar. I guess his little jump could be photoshopped, but I’ll take Corbin’s word that he is king of the trail.
Second is for the Karate Man. Ethan Page’s alter ego has a great idea. Karate Man versus Jean-Claude Van Damme.
Hey @IMPACTWRESTLING use your clout for the greater good!— Ethan Page played by Julian (@OfficialEGO) September 18, 2020
Let's make this FIGHT happen!
1. Get @JCVD on the phone
2. air all his epic movies on @AXSTV
3. get #TheKarateMan the REMATCH he deserves!
TKM vs JCVD
The Karate Man Origin Story:https://t.co/UnlZpLIlFR pic.twitter.com/fzpKzcvmIa
Karate is grossly underrepresented in the sport of professional wrestling. If that JCVD fight falls through, then perhaps Karate Man can compete against Jon Moxley at the upcoming Bloodsport event. You can catch clips of the Karate Man in action at the 6:07 mark of Page’s vlog.