It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
Handsome Miro (fka Rusev) is living up to his moniker by becoming an energy drink model. Add that new job to his current occupation as a professional Twitcher. This will surely help his image of being too sexy for the internet.
I was a little disappointed that Miro didn’t do a cannonball into the pool after that short sprint. That water needed some machka.
Dave Batista picked up new thigh ink.
AEW World Champ Jon Moxley does not work for free. His wife, Renee Young, found that out the hard way.
Jon just made me PayPal him $3 to walk to the fridge to get me another Bud Light Seltzer.— Renee Young (@ReneeYoungWWE) August 1, 2020
It looks like Renee found a replacement for snuggle time.
That little dog on the side kind of resembles MJF. He just needs a wig for hair on top.
Is Steve Austin auditioning to be in the next Mad Max movie?
I’d like to imagine that Austin blares his theme song 100% of the time he is inside a vehicle. I know it would make my day to hear that tune if I worked in a business that he frequents.
It’s time to get Lacey Evans a role in a WWE film. She would fit right in for The Marine 12.
Fans of Zelda will appreciate AEW Women’s Champion Hikaru Shida’s bedroom surprise.
MLW National Openweight Champ Alexander Hammerstone shared a childhood story inspired by The Rock.
True story- when I was young, I had no idea what the Rock was talking about. I just liked him because he was cool.— Hammerstone (@alexhammerstone) July 28, 2020
One night I was sitting at the counter watching my mom making dinner and baking dessert, and I looked up and innocently asked “Why don’t we ever have poontang pie?”
The result was not so happy for young Hammer.
I was grounded and not allowed to watch wrestling— Hammerstone (@alexhammerstone) July 28, 2020
To honor The Rock and his favorite type of pie, let’s watch a horse hit the Rock Bottom on another horse.
Time for that equine to smell what The Rock is cooking down at Jabroni Drive and Know Your Role Boulevard.