It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
We’ll open with a three-way posedown between Sasha Banks, Dana Brooke, and Braun Strowman. Up first is the Boss of the jungle.
Brooke took to the sea on a boat.
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⚓️ Call me Captain at whatever I do... I lead, I don’t follow! Thx @fashionnova - Drip to hard ... thx @denisonyachting for always sharing the best yachts and hospitality ever!!!! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!! - ⚓️ #boats #yacht #yachtlife #fashionnova #fashionnovapartner #drip #swag #captian #floridagirl #miami #fortlauderdale #miamivibes
Strowman is working the Speedo for his libido.
Who’s your pick as winner?
Batista is floating over his Smirnoff sponsorship.
R-Truth is working a new viral dance. Either that, or he’s subtly calling out Goldberg. Who’s next?
Finn Balor had an impromptu wrestling match on the beach with Vero Rodriguez.
Lucha Libre Cha Cha Chachachá— Finn Bálor (@FinnBalor) July 17, 2020
Snake-In-The-Lake Rodriguez @verockstar pic.twitter.com/CEUS7snh3q
Karl Anderson, Luke Gallows, and Rocky Romero pulled together quite the talent pool for their Talk ‘N Shop A Mania PPV on August 1. Top names include Willie Mack, Chavo Guerrero, Heath Slater, Rhino, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Johnny Swinger, Mike Bennett, Maria Kanellis, Brian Myers (fka Curt Hawkins), Alex Kozlov, D’Lo Brown, Hornswoggle, Raven, and N’Zo.
July 18, 2020
Check out the trailer. It is wilder than you can imagine. There is a Boner Yard Match. Need I say more?
You wanna know what TalkN’ShopAmania is about??— The Hoots (@TalknShop) July 18, 2020
Order now: https://t.co/WIcjQ5gGNM@MachineGunKA @The_BigLG @azucarRoc @emiliosparks pic.twitter.com/5PmRzoSyyj
Mojo Rawley has the perfect style of humor to be featured in that Talk ‘N Shop crew.
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Big thank you to @celsiusofficial for hooking me up with enough cases to do my plyo pushups! The cans are strong enough to support even my weight AND blast @LaithChaz in the junk!!! Would you try this workout???? #CelsiusOfficial #CelsiusLiveFit #CelsiusBrandPartner #Kicking #Gym #Workout #Whipping #Mojo #MojoRising #drillsergeant #fullmetaljacket #Celsius #workoutwarrior #bodybychaz #homeworkout #plyopushups #nutshot #paybacksab #nobodytrainslikeus #kickinitwithmojo #setsof69 #chopsuey #nopainnogain : @casemuhtadi
Brian Pillman Jr. has been getting jacked. Perhaps too jacked?
As of this morning, I am now officially too jacked to wipe my own ass!— Brian Pillman (@FlyinBrianJr) July 15, 2020
We’ll close with a breaking news alert courtesy of the Contra Unit’s Josef Samael from MLW.
BREAKING NEWS: Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse...a covert militia of Teenage Mutant Ninja Bears, highly trained in methods of irregular warfare, have reached the US! pic.twitter.com/PwW6B0Gl80— H A I L ⚔️ C O N T R A (@JosefSamael) July 14, 2020
I want to see a face-off between that bear and Nick Diaz. That combo could turn around the fortunes of 2020.