It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
We’ll start with The Rock taking up Casanova’s challenge to chug Teremana tequila.
I’ll admit that I fell for The Rock’s little trick of filling the bottle with water. I was thinking he was going to get smashed in short time. I know I would have ended up passed out in the bushes.
Steve Austin and Lane Johnson make me feel not so bad about my lack of know-how with newfangled technology.
Us small town Texas boys are still learning the technology game. Upgraded from the flip phone though! #OTL
— Lane Johnson (@LaneJohnson65) May 23, 2020
Had a fun time with @steveaustinBSR on Outside The Lane last night: https://t.co/Iz3YY0HTMK pic.twitter.com/3vBlR8tPBy
Holy moly. Look at this size of this fish caught by Braun Strowman. I would not want to meet either of them in the ocean.
Renee Young has a pressing question for you.
Anyone wanna go get a hotdog?
— Renee Young (@ReneeYoungWWE) May 21, 2020
Now, it’s my turn to ask a question. Are there supposed to be pineapples in this photo of Dana Brooke? I’m confused.
At least with Carmella, I can find the cans.
Let’s check in on “The Big Guy” Ryback. He has a little surprise for you.
Stem Cell Procedure #15 on the right shoulder in the books. Home and feeling great. Scheduling another for back here in Vegas while waiting to get back to @bioXcellerator With patience and a positive mental attitude anything is possible. @FMMNutrition The best is yet to come! pic.twitter.com/FrU4lYuqnC
— The Big Guy (@Ryback) May 19, 2020
Ryback’s suggestive expression at the nipple flash cracks me up.
It sounds like Jack Evans found an awesome new video game.
I found a game Space Station 13, and you are supposed to roleplay like you would on a real space station. So I went and asked everyone for drugs before welding shut medbay and murdering 2 patients with a screw driver. Now I am banned, what gives? The *WAS* a realistic ROLEPLAY
— Jack Evans (@JackEvans711) May 22, 2020
This Space Station 13 is the stupidest looking game to ever be the funnest thing ever. I got to be a prisoner who tricked a player-controlled police office to open up my cell for medical attention, then I stabbed him to death with a shard of glass before a rogue A.I. killed us.
— Jack Evans (@JackEvans711) May 23, 2020
We need Evans to come back to AEW before he loses a screw permanently during quarantine.
Taya’s Pomeranian pooches provide motivational smooches.
Motivational puppy kisses @The_Prince_P @Bows_Malone pic.twitter.com/typ957cu3Q
— Wera Loca (@TheTayaValkyrie) May 22, 2020
We’ll close with Batista shimmying with Smirnoff.
Enjoy Memorial Day weekend!