Tweets of the Week: Strowman the social distancing enforcer, pants optional Batista, more!

It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

First up is Braun Strowman as a social distancing enforcer for his new sponsor, Redcon1. You can safely assume that humorous hijinks are coming your way.

Batista also hopped on the sponsorship train. He is shimmying for Smirnoff seltzer with a message of home quarantine, where pants are optional.

I can relate to this ad. I may not be wearing pants while writing this. One thing I know for sure is that it is time to try some Smirnoff seltzer.

Speaking of beverages, Charly Caruso has a message up for interpretation.

Is there a case of Dos Equis beer in one of those boxes behind her?

Taynara Conti has alcohol on hand for a home workout. Bonus points for the music.

Otis is also hitting the gym. I never knew watching bicep curls could be so amusing. Wheee!

MLW’s Salina de la Renta has become a TikTok black belt during her quarantine. Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Salina takes the cake for wrestler TikToks.

All this talk of cake has put Peyton Royce in the mood for moist baking. I can’t help but laugh at her accentuation of certain words. This video is a bit long for Tweets of the Week. Click to 7:25 for the best part with a Shawn Spears cameo.

I like to imagine Spears just woke up from this scene to the smell of cake.

I also like to imagine that Royce called Tessa Blanchard over for some treats.

We’ll close with another edition of Name That Song with Alexander Hammerstone.

I didn’t guess this one. If you shouted MORTAL KOMBAT, then you won a date with Goro. Have fun testing your might.