It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
It looks like Rusev has been working on his exit strategy when it is time to retire from professional wrestling. He has developed a special cream for non-perky pecs. Pow, pow, pow!
Anyone out there going to dial 1-800-PEC-CREM?
Mojo Rawley and Rob Gronkowski have been monkeying around with matching Zubaz overalls and a tandem bicycle for a skit about being best friends.
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“People let me tell you 'bout my best friend!! Matching @Zubaz overalls ✅ 2 Person @radpowerbikes ✅ Proud Finance-Savvy Father ✅ Both winning titles at @WWE #Wrestlemania ✅ Great, successful weekend with my best friend! Now enjoy your grace period @Gronk!!! Celebrate with that title because pretty soon I gotta come take it back!! #RideRad #RadWagon #Mojo #Gronk #247 #BestFriends #Shenanigans #Overalls @tevotv
Mojo didn’t seem too upset about losing the 24/7 Championship to Gronk. Best friends, indeed.
Enjoy Darby Allin and Priscilla Kelly hilariously beating up some poor schmuck.
S T A Y— DARBY ALLIN (@DarbyAllin) April 4, 2020
H O M E. pic.twitter.com/buS1wpEONl
Bonus points for the romping pooches at the end.
Kofi Kingston practiced social distancing by recreating a famous scene from Mike Tyson’s Punch-out.
Braun Strowman is enjoying his newly won spoils of war.
I hope Strowman gimmicks future photos with the Universal Championship always in the shot.
Here’s a musical montage of Asuka eating hot foods.
Let’s check in with Drew Gulak.
He should open his own curbside juicing station. I’d pay just to hear him grunt.
Mandy Rose is perfecting her quarantine dance.
Bayley is enjoying quality quarantine time with her furry friend. Click through to the end for an unexpected final photo.
Something tells me this was a message about the hidden beast within Bayley.
Batista has been in selfie mode while on lockdown. This is another one to click through to the end for a silly surprise.
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Three weeks of selfies. I came home with a beard. Then I shaved. And now it’s growing back.Exciting stuff here people. Next week I’ll be posting pics of the progression of my toe nail regrowth. #boredinthehouse ♂️.... wishing everyone good health. Separately in this together!
Check back next week when we can examine Batista’s toenails.
We’ll close with a cosplay slideshow from Hikaru Shida.
Cosplay slideshow pic.twitter.com/K7l5T2DmCH— HIKARU SHIDA 志田 光 (@shidahikaru) April 3, 2020
For those curious, the song is, “Soulful Strut,” by Young-Holt Unlimited. It took me way too long to figure it out. Typing in phonetic horn sounds didn’t seem to help, so I had to message a music man for the answer. Have a strutting Sunday.