It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
We’ll start with Braun Strowman shotgunning a beer. It’s not exactly how you would think, but it is still fantastic.
Damn, that can sailed through the sky. I wish someone was on the other side to open it. I’m curious how much the beer was shook up.
My favorite of the week goes to Peyton Royce and Shawn Spears. Spears imitated the Crocodile Hunter observing Royce in her natural habitat.
That ending cracked me up. I was not expecting Royce to be lured in by Lucky Charms. Can’t say I blame her. They are magically delicious.
Kurt Angle found time for a tune.
What is Kurt Angle doing at home during this time? Sharpening my guitar skills!! I think I got better after 20 years. What do you think? #coronavirussucksbutidont pic.twitter.com/TKRIkTEyiv— Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) March 19, 2020
Elias was inspired by Angle’s song.
Kurt, I love that you’re getting back to your musical roots.. check this out..@RealKurtAngle @WWEonFOX pic.twitter.com/uxI3bXknKK— Elias (@IAmEliasWWE) March 19, 2020
For such a silly song, that version by Elias is something I would actually bump on the boombox. Enough with Angle and Elias though. With all this talk of Jimmy, we need a rendition from R-Truth.
Now that we’ve enjoyed song, it is time for dance courtesy of Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville. They put together a groovy workout routine.
It sounds like two of the Rhodes’ family dogs turned heel.
I washed the Cheese Boys beds to be a good dog mom and provide them with fresh clean smells and that dryer-fresh warmth. As I was drying their beds, they went over to Pharaohs and peed on it. So...I’m not sure what the lesson was here.— The Brandalorian (@TheBrandiRhodes) March 23, 2020
The culprits are on the right side.
Pharaoh & The Cheese Boys pic.twitter.com/mEffFsYFwR— Cody (@CodyRhodes) February 24, 2017
For all those on coronavirus quarantine, I think you can relate to this next GIF.
I’m gonna be leaving the house when the Coronavirus quarantine is over like... pic.twitter.com/JJkgkCTrs3— WWE in the 80s (@80sWWE) March 23, 2020
I think Taya has been cooped up too long. She is planning outfits for the coronavirus apocalypse.
Watching @IMPACTWRESTLING?? Head over to my Patreon once you’re done!! New apocalypse photos just went up! ⚔️ https://t.co/ShpKpCmoEA pic.twitter.com/gTOIrJCMIL— Wera Loca (@TheTayaValkyrie) March 25, 2020
MLW’s Mance Warner loves light beers and hitting the pay window. He also loves Danny DeVito. Language warning.
Keep him safe #Mancer #COVIDー19 @DannyDeVito pic.twitter.com/rsYhI2XfwI— Mance Warner (@ManceWarner) March 23, 2020
The best match I’ve seen this week belongs to NWA’s Ricky Starks against a broom. Starks originally planned the contest to be in his living room but plans were changed to a street fight in an empty arena. This epic clash took two video tweets to contain.
March 16, 2020
A true masterpiece of sports entertainment. Lots of wrestlers claim they can carry a broom to a 3-star match, but Starks proved it. That was high drama after the break. Things looked bleak for the broom, but the chicanery of the chair pulled off the upset. Awesome job by everyone involved in producing that match.
That’s a wrap for this week. Jam to Curtis Mayfield’s, “Move On Up,” as sampled in Ricky Starks’ entrance music.