It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
Lana and Asuka have become quite the pair on their way toward a shot at the Women’s Tag Team Championship at TLC. So much so that they tried to prepare a pre-match dance. Rehearsal didn’t go so smooth as Lana smashed her butt in Asuka’s face.
They eventually found their groove a little better.
Mandy Rose praised the virtue of weight lifting to build confidence.
We can’t leave our Mandy’s partner. Dana Brooke is ready to get physical.
MJF was excited to get rock hard with Jake Hager as a new member of the Inner Circle.
Mojo Rawley can appreciate a good tongue game. This week in Mojo’s creep show, a giraffe showed off the length of its licker.
Hmm, that clip makes me want to search for videos of giraffes eating ice cream cones.
Cody Rhodes provided a holiday report card for his faithful Pharaoh.
Pharaoh Holiday Highlights— Cody (@CodyRhodes) November 30, 2020
• stole a bottle from a 2yr old
• buried a possum under my Japanese Maple Tree (but left his head sticking out like it was horror movie) pic.twitter.com/ujZSsVmmgi
It sounds like Pharaoh learned a thing or two from Cody about executing big match shenanigans.
In other canine action, MLW National Openweight Champion Alexander Hammerstone directed an indoor sprint session for his pooch, Hunter.
When your dog is half husky/half German shepherd but you live in a condo.... gotta get his exercise somehow. pic.twitter.com/8UjeeMcVcA— Hammerstone (@alexhammerstone) December 1, 2020
Here’s your weekly dose of the Big Guy acting up. (His Black Friday sale is expired, but don’t let that stop you from checking out Ryback’s Feed Me More supplement line.)
I really like our @FMMNutrition Shakers. I actually give you a Free one and workout towel with every order Last day for our Black Friday Sale also to Save 30% with code BLACKFRIDAY30 on https://t.co/CUMKDCDWZU pic.twitter.com/qoEwPe2A0h— The Big Guy (@Ryback) November 29, 2020
I love Ryback’s shifty look at the end to see if anyone peeped his comical outburst.
Darby Allin has had a knack for loony stunts since childhood.
Old ass video of me playing in the woods in 8th grade. pic.twitter.com/PZia6H4Sq6— DARBY ALLIN (@DarbyAllin) November 29, 2020
Time to wrap up with the weirdest offering this week. The dog of Taya and John Morrison likes to keep its paws clean. Keep watching to see Bowie start speaking with a gypsy accent all of a sudden.
Honestly, I have no clue what type of accent that was. My uneducated ear knows not from where that diction originates. Excuse me while I go back to laughing at Lana buttbutting Asuka. That’s humor that can touch the soul of humanity across the world.