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Tweets of the Week: The Rock is too big to fit in a Porsche, Taya murdered another luchador, more!

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It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

We’ll start with story time from The Rock. He revealed that he is too large to fit in Porsche automobiles. On top of that, Rocky discovered this during a film shoot after the money had already been spent to ship the car from overseas.

You may or may not have heard that the worst wrestling PPV of the year took place on Friday the 13th. Talk N’ Shop A-Mania 2 was given the stamp of disapproval from Chris Jericho. Sammy Guevara provided a bonus Spanish lesson. Language warning.

Talk N’ Shop A-Mania 2 may be ‘el shit,’ but that doesn’t mean it was all bad. Check out this badass scene of Taya murdering a luchador by removing his spine.

Taya is no stranger to fatalities. In Lucha Underground, she chopped off Vibora’s head with a sword. That reptile regenerated to become the dino known as Luchasaurus. The Talk N’ Shop A-Mania 2 PPV is available through Fite TV.

Renee Young may have found her career after wrestling. It will still be inside the ropes though as ring announcer. She is already keen on spouting Bruce Buffer catchphrases.

Chelsea Green had a rough night breaking her wrist during her Smackdown debut. Let’s go back to happier times earlier in the week.

The Iron Sheik had a simple question for Wendy’s. The reply is marvelous.

If meat isn’t your thing, Ryback is here to give rave reviews for the meatless Beyond Big Mac.

Check out Ryback’s food reviews on his YouTube channel.

It is no secret that MLW National Openweight Champion Alexander Hammerstone is fond of exotic Latin muscle candy. On that tip, he brings up an interesting query in relation to milk.

Brian Pillman Jr. is oozing machismo in bringing back 1980s poster poses. Get hard, rock hard... by lifting weights. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Last on the list is a double exposure photo from Ryan Loco. It is a creepy cool soul snatching experience involving Effy and Marko Stunt.

I think it’s time we call Ghostbusters. In the words of Ray Parker Jr., “Bustin’ makes me feel good.” That line seems appropriate given who is in that photo.