Tweets of the Week: Mickie James’ stud, Scarlett Bordeaux throwing axes, more!

It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature weird stuff with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

Drink your morning coffee in the company of Tommy Dreamer, Billy Gunn, Hornswoggle, and RJ City. Did I mention that pants are optional?

It’s odd that a man named Mr. Ass is the only one overdressed for the occasion. If you desire context about that coffee session, check out RJ City’s YouTube video setting it up.

Mickie James’ love of horses is well-known. She’s taking to it a new level with a stud in a bar.

Her equine fellow reminds me of Mr. Horse from The Ren & Stimpy Show. When James returns from an ACL injury, perhaps she can bring that stallion with her as part of her Monday Night MILF idea.

Some people celebrate Independence Day with grilled foods and fireworks. Others celebrate by throwing spears and axes. Check out Scarlett Bordeaux doing the latter.

That’s impressive, especially considering Bordeaux was in high heels and a dress. My favorite part is her, “Whoa,” and Killer Kross’, “Ha-ha,” at the end.

Cage took his daughter out for a spin. She has that mean-mugging expression down perfectly.

Taya made a new friend in Australia.

You can watch Killer Kross, Cage, and Taya all compete Sunday night at Slammiversary XVII. Stop by Cageside Seats to get live results and chat it up with the community.

I have no idea what’s been going on lately in Ring of Honor. If this next video is any indication, I may have to take a peak at their weekly program. Watch PCO beat up a football team then get hit by a car.

Enjoy a backyard wrestling Asai Moonsault off a trampoline.

I wonder what craziness Ricochet could pull off with the aid of a trampoline.

We usually don’t post MMA content unless a professional wrestler is involved, but this is too good to pass up. Jorge Masvidal blasted Ben Askren with a flying knee to win the fight in five seconds. Here it is, in case you missed it last night. If it is region blocked, watch this source instead.

We’ll see if Daniel Bryan tries to work that into a bit like he did with CM Punk for Anderson Silva vs Chael Sonnen back in 2012.

Have a frolicking day. Jump hard into the week but don’t take it on the chin.