Tweets of the Week: Tessa Blanchard Stone Age workout video, Jim Cornette hates new Twitter, more!

It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature goofy stuff with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

Tessa Blanchard and Daga won’t let a beach vacation in Tulum, Quintana Roo, Mexico stop them from pumping iron... or stone. Check out their session in this awesome jungle gym with bamboo bars, nets, and rock weights. It looks like something out of The Flintstones, starring Daga as Pedro Picapiedra and Tessa as Vilma Picapiedra. The best exercise is when Daga is lifting Tessa who is sitting in a basket.

A couple that gets sweaty together, stays together. Or something like that.

Tessa also posted neat videos visiting a cenote (an underground cave natural pool), Mayan ruins in Tulum, and the Xcaret nature/sea theme park. The super cheesy song in the Xcaret video alone makes it worth watching.

Let’s check in with their rival couple, Johnny Mundo and Taya. Johnny’s just busy doing a song and dance routine to Paula Abdul’s, “Straight Up.”

He was inspired by Moose’s free video performances singing to Boyz II Men, to Prince, and to Milli Vanilli earlier in the day.

Taya has been lounging with Prince Presley and turning her hair blue.

Apparently, Taya used temporary shampoo that changed her hair color. That is absolutely amazing. I had no idea such a product existed. The marvels of modern science never cease to amaze.

In other news, an old man is angry at the internet. Jim Cornette is not pleased with Twitter’s new look. Warning: Language.

That tweet by itself made me laugh, but it earned a double laugh reading it in his voice imagining that Cornette probably got red-faced with anger while writing it. To be honest, I felt the same way. I can’t figure out how to keep Likes from clogging up the timeline. Curses!

For a more pleasant tone of positivity, Bray Wyatt has issued an apology to Fandango.

Pairing Fandango, and Tyler Breeze, with Wyatt never crossed my mind until now. Might as well give it a try. Fandango and Breeze have pretty much gone as far as they will be allowed to go as the Fashion Police. Why not tweak their gimmicks to join the fiendish Firefly Fun House.

Leave it to MJF to be all heel all the time. Warning: If you get easily offended by rude sexist language, then I suggest to skip this clip.

We’ll close with a wrestling adjacent piece of entertainment. Comedian Theo Von cut a weird wrestling promo. I’m not sure how funny it will be to those that don’t know the other comedians he is referencing, but at least you can enjoy his colorful tights.

Rock on to a fantastic week.