It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random stuff with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
Let’s start with some seemingly good news from Sasha Banks. Ever since WrestleMania 35, there have been rumors of Banks trying to quit WWE due to being unhappy. It looks like a vacation in Jamaica is helping with Banks’ peace of mind. She found herself.
Oh Hi Mercedes— $asha Banks (@SashaBanksWWE) June 3, 2019
So happy we found you,
Let's promise to never lose you again.
For those that don’t know, Sasha Banks real first name is Mercedes. This doesn’t provide much insight on her return to WWE, but at least she appears to be in a good place being happy with no worries.
Next up is the many faces of Kofi Kingston singing a capella about a video game duel against Rusev. Does this qualify as a diss jam?
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BEHOLD! In honor of our battle for the @upupdwndwn championship, I have created a sweet serenade to the man of many aliases, @rusevig. • Witness the virtual skirmish that inspired such a beautiful tune here: https://youtu.be/gS08K462NqQ • • • #upupdwndwn #upupdowndown #mr24seven #mrgatcho #gatcho #gatchoass #gucci #tmnt #videogame #videogames #gamers @laflare1017
My first reaction is that the song actually sounds pretty pleasing to the ear. My second reaction is to wonder how many hours did this take to create. Well, it was worth it.
Here is a GIF, or whatever GIFs with sound are called, to add to your arsenal of sass. Indie wrestler Effy requests that you stop that right now. With that jacket, he could have been a manager of Demolition.
June 5, 2019
Oh, hey there, Cage’s veiny thighs.
Bret Hart is featured in a... I don’t know what this is. It is like a comedy sketch with a Canadian hoser character. He tries to go on an adventure and ends up playing Bret Hart in table hockey. If you like the McKenzie brothers from SCTV and Strange Brew, then you will probably enjoy this two part short video series.
Part 2 My Basement. My Rules. @terry_cahill, @JesseModz @OfficialHacksaw #WWE #CJay92 #tablehockey #undergroundleague pic.twitter.com/AXmUIfJAuS— Bret Hart (@BretHart) June 4, 2019
If you have been watching MLW or AEW, you may have noticed Brian Pillman Jr.’s new shade of hair color. I’m guessing he was inspired by his four-legged friend. They look almost identical.
If you don’t watch MLW, here is one of my favorite Pillman promos. No context necessary. It is Pillman being a goof by being distracted by Salina de la Renta’s chest. If you do watch MLW, then you will know this promo and probably laugh all over again. The language may not be suitable for work if you work in a place where you can’t say boobs.
Click here to watch full episode of Battle Riot https://t.co/jEsPK2TpEl@MLW @FlyinBrianJr @beINSPORTSUSA pic.twitter.com/lHWqk54IXe— Salina de la Renta (@salinadelarenta) April 10, 2019
We’ll close with this offering from Ryback. Technically, it is not about wrestling. Ryback shared it though, so that is good enough for me. Let’s watch a little skinny guy go one-on-one with a large hefty fellow.
Sign me up for a buddy film with those two. They can be the action version of Chris Farley and David Spade.
Have a groovy day and bounce to the ounce into this week.