It’s time again for some Sunday (well, usually - this week we got lost in the WWE PPV shuffle) silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random stuff not really worthy of their own specific write-up. The focus will be on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
We’ll start with a ramen commercial starring Shinsuke Nakamura. You wouldn’t believe me if I described it, so watch for yourself.
1番うめぇのは、どん兵衛なんだよ。
— どん兵衛 公式 (@donbei_jp) May 13, 2019
イヤァオ!@ShinsukeNhttps://t.co/QN7fEX8OXh #WWE #どん兵衛 #釜たま風うどん pic.twitter.com/vVWoNTDvDt
Fantastic. The sexy sax music and Nakamura busting make me want to buy the product. Apparently, people with animal ears and tails are called Kemonomimi. Learn something new every day. I don’t know what level that fits into the world of furries, people who dress up in animal costumes.
Here is Alexa Bliss’ pig smiling. Those pig photos never cease to amuse.
Taya took her boys out for a nice meal in Slamtown.
Casual Sunday in Slamtown..... @TheRealMorrison @The_Prince_P pic.twitter.com/cBd8qz07xT
— Wera Loca (@TheTayaValkyrie) May 13, 2019
I’m jealous that Prince Presley gets nachos and a mimosa. That sounds like a perfect Sunday meal.
Let’s see what else Taya has been up to.
A giant rat just ran out from under our rental, ran into my sneaker and ran off. I’m traumatized.....545am here in Queens. Can’t get to the airport fast enough
— Wera Loca (@TheTayaValkyrie) May 6, 2019
Taya should take some advice from Pentagon’s new knuckles tattoo.
Ceromiedooooooo pic.twitter.com/p66Pu8c4ox
— PENTA EL ZERO M (@PENTAELZEROM) May 18, 2019
Who am I kidding. I would not have cero miedo if I saw a rat in my hotel room. I’d be sleeping with a skewer in my hand for some rat stabbing if it creeped on me. How would you react?
This next one is for Seinfeld fans.
Seeing Finn Balor at the Jerk Centre reminded me of George Costanza’s jerk store insult. Balor may need to use that line next time he sings with Elias.
Scott Hall has a fantastic new t-shirt.
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That’s gold for the bad guy. If you don’t get the joke, Razor Ramon’s head is placed on each body of the Ramones in one of the rock band’s iconic album covers. Check out some other new shirts in Henry T. Casey’s Merch Watch feature last week.
This next one will require a screenshot. I saw a tweet from Killer Kross wishing a happy birthday.
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I didn’t see anyone in the image. I was thinking it was weird to wish happy birthday to a tree. Then it dawned on my to click the photo. The full size is pretty cool.
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That’s Scarlett Bordeaux down at the bottom of that gigantic tree. Now it all makes sense. The couple posted more neat images from their trip to Sequoia and Kings Canyon National Parks here, here, here, and here.
NSFW picture coming next.
If you’re still feeling wowed or angered by that Game of Thrones series finale, allow me to provide an all natural image that will distract your mind...
Now you’ll always have thoughts of naked Rusev to go along with your memories of [REDACTED]’s death. We probably all would have preferred Rusev sitting upon the iron throne. With no clothes, of course.
Enjoy Rusev Day and have a pleasurable (rest of your) week.