cSs 35-Day Challenge (Day 8): What would your wrestling T-shirt say?

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Today’s question was based upon a brief thread in the Daily Open Thread last week...

If you had your own wrestling T-shirt, what would it say?

Well, I have three options in mind. First: “I Have A Theory If You Wanna Hear It”, because I got a theory for just about everything for some reason. Second: “BURN IT ALL DOWN!”, which expressed my disdain for pro wrestling in general following my first appearance on Cageside Speaks. Third:

Though I would probably get in legal hot water for this. Pretty sure there’s a rule against marketing emojis for profit. I dunno. Maybe there isn’t. But basically, this would be my catch-all for anything that doesn’t impress me in wrestling.

Hardly creative for any of mine, but I would love to hear about your wrestling T-shirt.

Catch up on the 35-Day Challenge here, and if you’re new to the community, I encourage you check out the Prelude post.

Prelude

1. Why do you like wrestling
2. Your favorite Wrestlemania moment
3. Your favorite male wrestler right now
4. Your favorite female wrestler right now
5. Your favorite male wrestler ever
6. Your favorite female wrestler ever
7. Your favorite promo package