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The ABC's of Pro Wrestling

Let's get completely random with the help of those wonderful ABC's.

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In the U.S. most students have started school (or will very soon), so in celebration of those sleepy scholars let's talk some wrestling, with the help of the ABC's.

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A is for "AJ" as in...AJ Styles is having a fantastic year post-TNA and is gunning for "Wrestler of the Year".

B is for "Battlefied" as in...Daniel Bryan called WWE's PPV Battleground "battlefield" during an episode of Tough Enough.

C is for "Car" as in...Brock Lesnar just hit a fan with a piece of a car door!

D is for "Dario" as in...Dario Cueto is the best authority figure in wrestling today.

E is for "Eva" as in...stop fighting it, and just bow down to Eva Marie; future champion.

F is for "Fired" as in...Sean is totally getting fired when Geno gets back.

G is for "G1" as in...the G1 Climax 25 tournament was absolutely amazing!

H is for "Heel" as in...Find me on Twitter: @HeelDoors :)

I is for "I" as in...I can't believe TNA is still going.

J is for "J & J" as in...can J & J Security come back, please?

K is for "Kane" as in...ugh, it's Kane...

L is for "Lucha" as in...if Lucha Underground doesn't return, I have no idea what will become of my life...

M is for "Melissa" as in...if Melissa Santos doesn't return, I have no idea what will become of my life...

N is for "New" as in New...Day Rocks!

O is for "Open" as in...The "U.S. Open Challenge" was consistently Raw's best segment this year.

P is for "Pageant" as in...Batista's pageant wave was a fantastic goodbye, and we miss him!

Q is for "Que" as in...Que?

R is for "Realest" as in...BADA BOOM, REALEST GUYS IN THE ROOM! HOW YOU DOIN'?!

S is for "Sasha" as in...Sasha Banks is everything great about pro wrestling.

T is for "TNA" as in...no seriously, how is TNA still going?

U is for "Ugh" as in...Ugh, Raw is starting with another 15 minute Triple H or Seth Rollins promo. Seriously, just once could they just start the show with backstage insanity that spills out to the ring area?

V is for "Viktor" as in...Viktor and Konnor are on? *changes channel*

W is for "What?" as in...The "What?" chant needs to be banned from every arena in the entire world.

X is for "Xavier" as in...Xavier Woods: Best Ringside Attraction

Y is for "Young" as in...The Young Bucks should be in the WWE, well, maybe not...

Z is for "Zzzzz" as in...the third hour of Raw makes wrestling fans...so...slee-Zzzzz.

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Okay, I'm sure you guys can come up with some good ones, hit up that comment section!

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